Most disturbing things children have said about their imaginary friends

sixpenceee:

  • He has no face.
  • He tells me it’s ok to kill people
  • She stares at me from the ceiling
  • The man in the Easter Bunny costume loves me so much
  • I talk to her through the mirror
  • When you leave, she crawls out of my closet on all 4’s
  • When I take a bath, he comes out of the water
  • She says she’ll take me away with her one day forever
  • He has no arms or legs
  • She’s bloody and she cries all the time

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  1. stairwaytotijuana reblogged this from stairwaytotijuana
  2. ihlni686-and-rps said: Lol!!!! 😂
  3. ghost-chance said: That said, if I was a mother and watched my kid’s pacifier go flying across the room without explanation, I’d be a tad freaked out too. Who am I to judge? I’m just the kid who got herself locked in a cabinet while trying to find the ‘hidden room.’ 😏
  4. ghost-chance said: @ihlni686-and-rps, don’t worry, as long as you don’t move into a certain ranchhouse in that city - one with a HUGE backyard and custom stained glass, on a dead-end road leading into a bigass tree stand full of Black Locusts, you’re safe. 😉 “Gopher” appears to be attached to the house. Also, despite the scares, no one has ever ACTUALLY been hurt. (…that I know of.) Mom was sure someone WOULD be hurt if we didn’t leave, but she may have just been frightened.
  5. ihlni686-and-rps said: @ghost-chance 🤤
  6. ghost-chance said: @ihlni686-and-rps 👻
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  8. jessie-merrow said: @ghost-chance​ Now I fucking scared My damn Dog is a Cocker spaniel SHIT…I’ll send you a photo of him
  9. ghost-chance said: That said, I’ve warned other prospective owners before: if you move in and start having bizarre recurring dreams about hidden rooms, doors hidden in closets, and kids trapped in them, GTFO - shortly after that, the weirdness becomes too freaky for coincidence. Next step is usually finding shelves emptied onto the floor with no apparent culprit, seeing things move on their own, or hearing heavy footsteps and dragging “upstairs”…except there IS no upstairs. 😬
  10. ghost-chance said: @jessie-merrow The address has been systematically wiped from my memory by years of “no honey, our house wasn’t haunted, you just made friends with a bloody poltergeist like the little psycho you are.” 😐 I can tell you it’s in extreme SW Missouri and attracted every rodent in a five-block radius…all of which were intent on getting into the beams-and-blown attic before dying there. …your dog isn’t a cocker spaniel, right? ‘coz there’s one in the 'graveyard’ there. 😓
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  14. jessie-merrow said: @ghost-chance​ address please :) my dog is asking lol
  15. ghost-chance said: About scared the life out of my mother when I was in kindergarten. My mother found some horrifying pictures I drew I of my ‘imaginary friend’ & started asking questions; I told her “Gopher doesn’t like you.” Later that night something happened that she’s never been willing to talk about. When we moved, Mom insisted that if we stayed any longer, someone was liable to get hurt. Years later we compared stories with other owners; turns out that house was legit haunted.
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