phoenix-aflame:

mother-fucking-avengers:

mother-fucking-avengers:

im dying of period cramps on the sofa and i heard someone in the kitchen and assumed it was my mom so i yelled I CAN FEEL MY UTERUS PULSING HELP and my dad came into the room with the most horrified expression on his face

i found this on my bed

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Is the all caps letters a dad thing? Cause i have never seen a dad not do that.

(Source: thehobbutts, via nikobennex)

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