the other day this guy was hitting on me and he complimented the curliness of my hair so i was like “thanks you know when i was younger it used to be really straight but then i hit puberty and it changed completely haha” then i paused a few seconds and continued “you know it’s not the only thing that stopped being straight once i hit puberty” but i guess he didn’t get the message because he kept hitting on me smh
get this to 1k notes please it’s the best story i’ve ever told in my life
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